More people are gardening because they think the world (as we know it) is going to end soon.
QUESTION: What do you think? Go ahead … gimme the dirt.
More people are gardening because they think the world (as we know it) is going to end soon.
QUESTION: What do you think? Go ahead … gimme the dirt.
It being a Wednesday, when I typically get a little extra time to garden, I was going to regale you all with my recent successes growing big vegetables and bountiful flowers. On a day like today, though, in my usually quiet and relatively peaceful corner slice of Kensington, Brooklyn, it feels like nothing can be right or good or wholesome anymore. Two days ago, apparently on his first walk alone in the world – a walk that was supposed to be a mere three blocks from where he’d spent the day to the home of his loving family, Leiby Kletzky (8 or 9 years old, by different accounts, the only boy in a family of five children) instead got turned around and somehow fell into the hands of what can only be thought to be a psychotic murderer. The man accused of killing Kletzky is Levi Aron (35 years old today, a divorced and, not that it matters, childless man), who worked as a clerk at Empire Hardware on McDonald Ave. between Cortelyou and Avenue C. He’s from Memphis originally. He looks familiar. They both do. I’ve probably seen them in the neighborhood before. Aron doesn’t look like a killer, unless you look closely at his eyes and know what we suspect we know now. Those who purport to have known him say he was a loner and maybe a little weird but, as these stories always seem to go, he was generally quiet, kept to himself, and no one ever thought he would do something like this.
Leiby’s remains reportedly were found in Aron’s apartment and another location where Aron reportedly disposed of them. The gruesome details are already available elsewhere. I don’t know that I could stomach repeating them here. For those not yet familiar with the story, it is worth recounting some of what preceded Kletzky’s abduction and Aron’s capture, in case there is anything at all that may be learned from this unthinkable tragedy. According to the articles I’ve read and what I’ve heard in the neighborhood since yesterday about this time when helicopters began buzzing above us, Keltzky was snatched on 18th Ave., near Dahill Rd., in Boro Park, a neighborhood that meets my own neighborhood of Kensington at the end of the block where I live. According to reports, the boy had just a few blocks to walk from summer day camp at 12th Avenue and 44th St., for the first time on his own after much pleading with his parents and a note from them granting him permission. It is said he got lost on what was supposed to be the three-block walk home, and Aron, a random stranger on the street, was who he happened to ask for directions. Surveillance cameras from the surrounding area and records from a dentist’s office where Aron appeared on Monday to pay someone’s bill helped track down the suspected killer. Although some of the earliest reports of his capture mentioned two other people who were staying with Aron and who were also being held for questioning in connection with the murder, more recent reports have not mentioned them. As of approximately 4 p.m. today, the two blocks where Aron is said to reside (in an upper level of a house owned by his parents), which is also believed to be the site of Kletky’s murder, were blocked off by police, with various media vans swarming the area, and clusters of Hassidic community members quietly milling about, standing close to each other and their children.
Boro Park is a tight-knit, primarily Hassidic neighborhood. Although I’ve lived just next door for more than ten years, it’s also inexplicably an easy place in which to get a little lost, or turned around at least. Looking at a map, the streets seem well-organized and reasonably arranged. And I’m not one to easily lose my sense of direction but I have, in the same area where Kletzky lived and on the same streets where he found himself turned around. Boro Park seems to me to be a place out of time. Traffic is minimal off the main streets, and groups of people walk together, women with children and boys among the men. I usually see the mothers in pairs, in their wigs and long skirts in the middle of summer, with a gaggle of children around them. The men stride ahead wearing big hats, and white socks to their knees. Odd birds, they all seem, from afar .. pleasant enough though never particularly friendly. I had a friend, years ago, who lived with me for a summer and found himself drawn to their community. He came from a non-Orthodox Jewish family in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and sought to learn more about the faith from them, who he viewed as religious purists. To my surprise, the Hassids welcomed him in. He began wearing his yarmulka with pride, and spent evenings with them engaged in their rituals, listening avidly as they spoke in thick accents of what I will never know. They wanted him to live there with them, and to marry one of their own. He began singing their songs, and praying, really praying. He would rock back and forth, “davening.” But when he said it, it came out like “dovening.” The name was peculiar and attractive to me … like the noun peace turned into a bird and a prayer in one spiritual swoop. They never welcomed me in. I’m not Jewish, and didn’t ever express an interest in being anything more than a person passing through their streets to find some store or location inside, get what I needed, and get out. His experience, however, helped me understand that what I perceived as their exclusivity was not a slight against me or any of my non-Jewish friends and neighbors. It’s just their way.
One of the first questions posed by my neighbor friend (a white woman) with young boys of her own was who the killer was — meaning what race/religion. Was it racially motivated? Was he Arab or white? The question struck me as odd. But, then, talking to another neighbor friend (a white man), he said he had asked his girlfriend (a black woman) the same thing when she told him they’d found the boy (he’s been around longer than I have — he didn’t have to ask whether they found him alive). Like me, she was surprised by his question … pausing to determine whether there was reason to be offended. He said that if he was Arab, all hell would break loose here. Nearly as much as Boro Park – where the boy lived – is a Jewish community, its neighbor, Kensington – where the boy died – is heavily Muslim, with a stark increase in its Pakistani and Bangladeshi residents seen in the past ten years. One of the 9/11 terrorists drank at the corner bar I’ve mentioned. When I saw his picture in the paper, he looked familiar to me, and I vaguely recalled seeing him there. When my religion-seeking Jewish friend called from Wisconsin after 911, he left a message, “Hello, Kensington West Bank?” Yes, although it really doesn’t matter one shit’s wit to the boy’s family, it is better the killer was also Jewish. Better to know that madness and tragedy know no distinction in race, creed, or kind. Better to know that, no matter how safe and sequestered a neighborhood feels, you can’t trust anymore that it is.
As I listen to the helicopters that continue to circle overhead, I’m still astounded by how quickly all this took place. Kletzky went missing on Monday. Posters were up all over the neighborhood by yesterday. The copters were heard so loud it was hard to sleep last night. Now the articles say that the FBI, the local Hassidic law enforcement (Shomrim — it’s not technically law enforcement but for those of us who live here, effectively, it is), and the New York City police department worked together to capture the suspect. I’ve heard some grumbling that if it were anyone else, they’d have to wait the requisite 72 hours before a missing persons report could be filed and police would react (but that since it happened in the politically influential Jewish community, the case got special treatment). Now police commissioner Kelly is saying that the suspect saw the massive search for the boy and panicked, and killed him. All of this strikes me as a bit absurd. I hope it’s not true that anyone else would not get the same prompt attention that Keltzky’s family got. I’m also not sure where the Commissioner is coming from when he basically puts himself into the mind of the killer (or gives credence to what the suspect has said), and suggests that a community’s efforts to locate a missing child led to that child’s death (that he “panicked” because of it).
My condolences to the family. Please pray for them — that they be able to survive this. I’m sure it doesn’t matter to what god, goddess, universe, fate or feeling you pray. If you have that feeling, please do it, since it may be all that we can do.
So this is what I saw upon opening my eyes after several days of nothing. I was in the yard, inspecting the mysterious beast that had been the object of my obsession since I first saw it, when the next thing I knew, I was passing out. I fell to the ground, and all the rest is black. I can’t remember it. I don’t know what happened, or where I was. All I remember is wearing an ill-fitting wig, swimming through some post-apocalyptic swampy water, briefly visiting the Vatican only to be quietly shooed away from the gates, then finally landing in an interview with a very severe suit-bound woman. I couldn’t put the words right to satisfy her questions and the next thing I knew, here I was lying on the ground, face to … uh, face with my weird little plant. It was whispering something to me when with a “poof” it suddenly disappeared. Now you know, I’ve been doing daily posts since I started this blog almost two months ago. My recent lapse (by a day? two??) had nothing to do with my mother’s visit, or her insistence of cleaning my house and my following her cleaning up after her, putting things back from where she moved them, or any of that stuff. (She left this morning, shortly after I came to in the back yard). You all do know, don’t you, that it would take nothing short of being abducted by random, wild, scary mystery mushrooms to make me miss a day of checking in with you. Heeeeeyyy, wait a minute. It’s all starting to come back to me …
QUESTION: please send pics of a plant you want to ID. This one remains a mystery. Potent, though.
It’s the kind of day that makes you give up on things. So many to-dos that I to-didn’t. Like staking my cuke containers and the tomatoes out back. Or setting my crowded beets free and giving my carrots some room to grow. I got halfway to planting a mysterious squash that had appeared unexpectedly among my container sage – and only this by putting my neighbor friend’s kids to work (while we kicked back with coffee & tarts – this is, after all, what parenting is about, right?). And, on the advice of a very sage fellow reveler, I finally decided I am NOT going to use those Triscuit card seeds. They kinda freak me out. Does anyone else think that there is probably something a tad toxic in the gum that holds the cardboard seed card together? And hasn’t Nabisco confused most its constituents who think someone stole the seed card since it looks just like part of their cracker box?
Yes, it was that kind of day: hot, humid, with too much something in the air, making hay fever go haywire, making a person delirious, and not in the good Prince circa 1983 kind of a way.
There is the good. I learned that the City is providing seeds and something else I imagine for garden growing in the projects, but only the old folks are doing it. There is the bad. There was an armed mugging just a couple blocks down from me in regular daylight (wasn’t broad but it was only 9 pm). Then there is the ugly.
Like the duck. This was the kind of day that makes me want to choke the duck. There is a toy that found its way to my house within the past year. It is a grubby-looking matted hair whitish-grayish looking duck that my dog sometimes loves and sometimes ignores. And when you squeeze that duck at just one particularly hard to find spot on its creepy arm-like wing, it sometimes rolls its head and sings, “It ain’t gonna rain no more no more, it ain’t gonna rain no more,,,how in the heck can I wash my neck when it ain’t gonna rain no more?” The duck seems to move itself. I put it one place, I find it in another (and this is on days when my dog is being lazy and secluding herself on the cool comfort of the basement floor). I heard it on level balance that even farmers lately are weirded out by the non-weather “weather” we’ve been having — that they think it’s gonna rain then it doesn’t. That all signs say go – the animals doing their little scatter or whatever it is dance, the leaves turning upside down, then nothing. Not a drop. I took my clothes off the line tonight, put them in a bag, still damp, because I was CERTAIN it was gonna rain (and I, remember, grew up in rural Wisconsin – I do like to think I know weather). Several hours later, it still was just doing the threatening cloud looking thing in the sky, and now those clothes are back on the line. And this duck keeps looking at me ominously, just waiting to sing.
QUESTION: is the sky falling? (Cuz if it is I gotta go get my clothes off the line).
Welcome to the other side of the predicted Great Earthquake and concomitant (this-time-it’s-for-real) Judgment Day. A sick side of me turned on the telly Saturday night to catch news coverage of fallen faces as the world, undeterred, insisted on existing, same as before, despite these guys’ predictions of the Great End. Karma must’ve been wagging her fat finger at me, for I couldn’t find the coverage I was looking for on any of the usual suspsects: CNN, CNBC, or even Fox “News.” I did find, to my delight, a channel on DirecTV that plays all the news all at once, letting you arrow over a box to hear the sound. Just when my partner suggested I search online, I caught myself and stopped, thought better.
They’ll have a hard enough time of it, I realized, trying to get back the jobs they quit, the husbands and wives and – some of them – kids deserted on their quest to announce the end, the life savings they blew through like there was no tomorrow, quite literally, without all the rest of us nyah-nyahing them. Besides, they probably did us prediction disbelievers a favor. It’s not a bad thing to be reminded of our immortality, inspires us to update that bucket list, maybe pick a new plant to grow, really activate the compost, or perhaps even just appreciate that we’re still here.
My partner turned to me Saturday about 7 p.m. or so and said, “I’m glad you’re still here,” teasing me over this little obsession I’ve grown sort of fond of harboring.
Getting to a question, not so much gardening related but it’s been bugging me since I started thinking about it earlier today …. I wonder if news outlets have canned coverage for when/if the world does end. I remember hearing that the BBC had prepared a broadcast many years ago after Orson Welles participated in the radio performance of H.G. Wells’ 1984 and it caused panic among audiences who thought it was for real, even getting some people so freaked out and, realizing it was theater, pissed off that they tried to storm the station. I heard that folks at the station had to whisk Welles out the back and sneak him away to safety, kind of like a modern-day Justin Bieber but with the oddly adoring fans being an angry mob, and without the hair. I also heard that the BBC prepared this tape which reassured people everything was okay, telling them not to panic, we’ve been invaded by aliens, or some other catastrophe had struck. I heard that the most challenging piece for BBC to figure out was how to reassure people once the tape started to loop and then wouldn’t people REALLY start to freak, realizing it wasn’t live? I also think they released the tape not too long ago, but I’m not sure with what/whether they replaced or updated it.
Hm.
I am wondering, do major stations in the States have anything like that ready to go now? Do you think they did when all this Great Quake chatter started up? If you know, divulge! Give us all the dirt … tell us: is there a canned broadcast ready for the end of the world? How about in print? Do newspapers have a story ready to run in case the Great Big End begins? How is the media preparing to tell the poor saps who are left what the heck just happened, and what to do next? Who are the experts called in to comment? Do they know they’re on deck?
“Um, Father Joseph, is it okay if we call ya if, like, if the pale horse shows up round here? Can you, uh, you know, give some words to the peoples?”
“And what makes you think I’m still going to be here?”
“Well, you’s Catholic, ain’t ya?”
QUESTION: should I plant my tomatoes in the ground or in boxes on the ground? If boxes, how deep? And, please someone tell me if there’s a canned broadcast for the end of the world as we know it (yes, yes, granted every day is the end of the world as we know it, as is every moment but you know what I mean). Are there pre-drafted articles for an alien invasion? How about the Great Quake – is there another story ready for that one? Go ahead…gimme the dirt.